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It sucks a lot less when you know where the sweeper just was.
(you nodded just now. we saw it.)
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Mike lives on Park Ave. Six years of the same nightly lap: full curbs, the gas needle dropping, the guy in the Jetta taking the spot you had already emotionally moved into. Guess the wrong sign and that is a $50 ticket, the #1 ticket in town. Meanwhile the work-from-home crowd idled double-parked behind the sweeper like the world's saddest parade, taking every spot it opened. They had time. Commuters had none.
Fixed routes. One-way streets. A free public schedule. The chaos wasn't chaos. It was a timetable nobody was reading.
When the sweeper passes, an entire block-side opens at once, the emptiest that curb will be all week. It stays that way for about twenty minutes. Whoever knows the minute, wins. So Mike built the thing that knows: every block-side in Hoboken, scored live from the city's own street cleaning schedule.
First, the thing no other app checks. Hoboken hangs one of these two on nearly every block, one side each:
There is no third sign. The third sign is a tow truck.
CurbClub knows which side wears which sign, so it never coaches a visitor into a ticket. And once the sides make sense, the nightly lap stops being luck:
Just swept, or the truck finishes within 45 minutes. The emptiest that curb gets all week.
Sweep starts within two hours, so residents are pulling off that side right now. Circle and take a vacated spot.
Nothing happening on that curb. Keep driving.
Green-sign curbs never get recommended to visitors. The app won't coach you into a ticket.
The yellow chip rolling the map is the truck's live position, timed from real pass reports.
Washington-style meters. Never feed them? One tap in the app skips every metered block.
The daytime weapon. See what's turning over this minute, then let the Loop drive you through the best bets in the smartest order, handed straight to Google Maps.
The coming-home-from-work weapon. Curbs swept this afternoon hold the freshest spots all evening, and curbs swept tomorrow morning open up tonight, with a gone-by time so you're never the ticket.
The app tells you where a curb is about to open. The Discord tells you when a human is about to hand you one. Shout #leaving-now as you pull out, drop a #sweeper-spotted when the truck rolls past you (it literally makes the app smarter), and take your pain to #memes. Misery loves company. Company finds parking.
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